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Halloween in the mission

10.31.08 | The Mission in San Francisco, CA | 1 comments

October 31, 2008 -- Halloween and the last rage in SF!

A tourist gears up for her first American halloween.

while Cindy McCain, flanked by a vampire and b boy, has her eyes on a Williamsburg's finest.

The tourist encounters critically acclaimed painter Frida Kahlo posing for her next portrait. But instead is spellbound by a giant chocolate cake.

On the other side of the room, a big pimp demands "Pay up, hipster bitch"

Or be eaten alive by my cannibal friend.

His fatally wounded counterpart picks up on the scent of fresh, locally grown, free range fear.

The zombies join forces to feast on their new delight, Cindy McCain!

But instead are lured away by her xanax

Elswhere, a tourist and gangster board a train bound for glory.

Only to encounter a true sign of the times

Onboard the same train, Cindy and her entourage wait for their arrival in SF's Mission district.

Mexican transplant Frida feels at home here.

She is quickly picked up by a former, Wall St. broker, so broken by the credit crunch, that he will gladly sleep with a unibrow

Insane Clown Posse ringleader and American purist will have none of it.

he distracts the illegals by putting on a Ringling Bro's routine.

and alas the tourist's journey ends, by the touch of a voodoo doctor's hypnosis